Croissants and Code: How a French Pastry Might Just Save Us from the AI Apocalypse
The Croissant format (officially stylised with a pastry emoji, because of course it is: ????) isn’t trying to revolutionise how we store data. It’s simply offering a standard recipe for describing and organising datasets for machine learning.

Growing up in France, I learned two fundamental truths: properly pronouncing “croissant” doesn’t involve anything that sounds like…